don't drink and reveal your secrets...

So I was at the bar in Arlington for happy hour and I met these two cute blonde JMU girls that were dumb as nails (is that a measure of stupidity?). So anyway, this one girl was more outgoing than her friend and she was getting pretty hammered quick I could tell...then we started discussing our jobs. I forgot what she does, but I told her that I am a patent examiner and immediately she exclaims that she has a patent idea and is the best idea ever blah blah blah...I'm thinking, how good of an idea can come out of this drunk sorostitute? Well if you think its a girly/cosmetic related, then you're right! But it's actually a good idea. She said they should have a dispenser on the beach that dispenses different levels of sunblock/suntan lotion. You would create an apparatus, where you stand in the middle and 2 bars would swivel around you spraying the lotion in a 360 degree motion so it wouldn't miss a part of your body. Of course, there are details that need to be worked out, but I wouldn't mind stealing her idea...I def see a demand for it...think of all the geeks who don't have a girl to rub sunblock on them =) also think about that area in the center and lower back that you never really get to. anyway, anyone want to elaborate on this?

Freaky Friday

Google should be up today on news of Android's prospective success, but the trend will probably be transitory. Android isn't actually due out until the second half of this year.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/cmp/20080314/tc_cmp/206903637

Dance, dance.

At this point, it seems like gold is the most prudent option. I won't swear by it, but if the rest of the world is going to tear itself apart with indecision then I'm going to invest in the relative certainty.

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welcome

This is an interesting venture... let's see if it has some merit...